Goblet of The Manic Priest

THE GOBLET OF THE MANIC PRIEST

The Goblet of the Manic Priest (known to goblins as the Chalice of forefathers) is a sacred item created by the nihilist monk Gutter Priest during the dextromorphonic warp era. During that long ago she in the distant past of the Multiverse many sects of monks and magi of various schools of philosophic and religious thought were experimenting with different forms of reality warping, dimension hopping, and psychic travel, and glitch manipulation. One such mage, ‘Gutter Priest’, managed to use a form of astral projection using psychic travel while still having a mental protection of energy to ground his spirit into the physical realm. On one such trip, performed a feat of taking a chunk of an asteroid and transporting it back to his body while being witnessed by colleagues watching over his empty body. Thus from this metal the Chalice was born. There’s a lot of shit that Chalice has been used for but it’s too much boring bullshit and I’m lazy. Anyways when homeboy finally kicked the cosmic bucket, it was laid with his body in a tomb on the third moon of Sszwa’Kin, a place that had significant relevance to his life. Sometime During the rule of the Slug God two mercenaries happened to track it down using an old tome found in a dungeon in the jungles of Rægos Prime. One of these mercenaries would later go on to become Crawl the treacherous after the death of his partner. Between then and the War of Crows it was used as a dark source for the warlord’s void magick, until he was slain in battle on the goblin graveyard planet of CraaKorosa the famous goblin folk hero known as Kethaasd the blind martyr. After obtaining the goblet it became the most destructive weapon during the war, and had the same caliber of victory as the atomic Bond at the end of World War Two. Since then this Chalice has been passed secretively from select tribe to tribe for times of holy ritual celebration/feasts, and occasional warfare, as well as given to special priests to aid in magickal combat.